Two Prayers

Promise me that nobody will take this too seriously, okay...
This one goes especially to my dear ahkak and kakaq... ;-p

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1. The Senility Prayer

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones that I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.

2. Prayer for Ladies

God, I pray for
wisdom, to understand a man;
love, to forgive him;
patience, for his moods;
Because God, if I pray for strength,
I'll just beat him to death.